So my laptop broke guys. I may be scarce for a while.
How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes. Training bras. You're 12, right?
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
When presented with an entire king sized bed, Lucy feels that laying on the pillow is the best plan.
my husband got drunk yesterday and doesn't remember any of it...
Me: ...one of the other things you did was eat all of the hot wings. ok, well all but two of them.
Lance: what hot wings?
Me: the ones I made for Monica's party.
Lance: what party?
Lance: how do you know I ate them? maybe the dogs got into them.
Me: I am pretty sure the dogs don't know how to open the oven, and I am 100% sure the dogs would eat the bones, not leave them on the counter.
Lance: there are no bones on the counter...
Me: the bathroom counter.
My feelings when I saw each actor in The Avengers:
Robert Downey Jr.:
I think there should be a rule to reblog this every time you see it.