high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

I think we all know who pushed the button 

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

I think we all know who pushed the button 

laoih:

Sam Winchester - defeating Gods

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours
What? I don’t like flying insects, ok? of ANY kind. 
Anyway, he not only said no to coming home, but would not tell me how to light the blow torch, so.

What? I don’t like flying insects, ok? of ANY kind. 

Anyway, he not only said no to coming home, but would not tell me how to light the blow torch, so.

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

well shit, now I am conflicted. 

I was going to enroll in online courses to be a certified pharmacy tech, but I keep wondering who in hell would hire a recovering addict to work in a pharmacy? so I looked into Medical Coding-Billing, but that is double the cost of the Pharm Tech course. 

uhhhg.

loudenswain:

Pretty sure instagram’s sole purpose is to share pics of #tattoos fans have done of our #lyrics #bestthingever #better #abrandnewhurt #dedication

loudenswain:

Pretty sure instagram’s sole purpose is to share pics of #tattoos fans have done of our #lyrics #bestthingever #better #abrandnewhurt #dedication