today i was in the emergency room for a concussion and the nurse asked me when my last period was and i thought about it and replied “5th period physics”
if you’re about to die, might as well try.
he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels totally safe and in control of the situation. then the guys hands are right next to the gun and he surprises him and immediately tilts the weapon up and away from him and yanks the arm down while thrusting his legs forward to kneecap the guy and manages to wrench the gun away
so shit now the second guy is on the ground with probably a broken knee and no gun and the first guy has the weapon and is fucking free and clear remember this me you need to remember this
i hate you both. so much.
THIS IS THE MARS ROVER.
YESTERDAY ON MARS THE LITTLE GUY TURNED HIS CAMERA AROUND AND TOOK A SELFIE.
LOOK AT HIM.
HE IS THE EPITOME OF CUTE.
that is all.
This is a picture from the Curiosity Rover on Mars showing Earth from the Perspective of Mars. You are literally looking at your home from the Perspective of another planet. Epic times indeed
group photo everyone
hey i look really good in this one
Dammit i blinked,can we take it again?
selfie with my favorite band member
castiel + grace
"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"
"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."
I thought it was talking about the hat, till I started to scroll down and then I noticed it was the dogs.
By Victo Ngai
it takes two
Meet Indiana and Harlow, Instagram’s dynamic doggie duo.
When it comes to being best friends, size definitely doesn’t matter.
Indiana is like a pint sized accessory Harlow likes to carry around. Depending on the occasion, Indiana makes the perfect hat. Or a cosy scarf.
Follow Indiana and Harlow to see what their next adventure will be.
sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this
IM FREAKING OUT THIS IS MY BACKYARD HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE??????
never mind i just found my brother’s blog by accident
uGHHHH YOU FREAK GO AWAY
My Christmas list:
- 50,000 Alaska Airline miles
Really. That’s it. With those, I can fly my friend up from California and me down to Seattle and we can meet at the airport in Seattle and go to Vancon together.
i love it when TV shows make references to other TV shows